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You know the differance between the White House and the Zoo???
The Zoo has an African Lion

"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife.
"Well I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went."
"Well you're 75 years old now, Jack, why don't you take my brother Scott along?" suggested his wife.
"But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack.
"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," his wife pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack.
"Yup," Scott answered.
"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
"I forgot."

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in 4x4 trucks.

This was done in an effort to determine, when accidents occured, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of the drivers in 61.2 percent of crashes were, "Oh Shit"

Only the state of Nebraska was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:"Hold my beer and watch this"

Sally, a blond, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband,
who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take
over for him one weekend. She got everyone together and
assigned different duties to each scout.
Gabby was responsible for the food supplies, Mike would be the
cook this trip, Johnny was responsible for their maps and
making up a time schedule, Tim was to decide on their events,
and to fit them into Johnny's schedule, and Sally would test
all their equipment before setting out.
They arrived at Big Moose Mountain and everyone was excited.
They arrived right on schedule and were getting ready for their
first event - hiking up the mountain. But first, they wanted to
get something to eat. So Sally asked Mike if he would prepare
the meal and, of course, Mike said he would.
About 10 minutes later he came back and told Sally, "I can't
make the supper. I can't light a fire with the matches you
brought."
Sally replied, "I don't understand! Those matches should be
perfectly fine. I tested them all just before we left."

It was my first time ever and I'll never forget it.



I'd do it again without a single regret.



The sky was dark. The moon was high.





We were all alone. Just she and I.




Her hair was soft. Her eyes were blue.




I knew just what. She wanted to do.





Her skin so soft. Her legs so fine.




I ran my fingers. Down her spine.






I didn't know how. But i tried my best.


I started by placing.

My hands on her breast.

I remember my fear. My fast beating heart.

But slowly she spread. Her legs apart.

And when i did it. I felt no shame.

All at once. The white stuff came.

At last it's finished.

It's all over now.

My first time ever..............................

At milking a Cow.



I always knew i raced with a bunch of perves!!!!!!!!! LOL